Damn, I Think That's Gonna Leave a Mark

So this is what your finger looks like after you shave off a nice slice of it along with the onions while mishandling a big old chef's knife .


And this is what your arm looks like after the tetanus shot, which you had to get because your goofy *ss made a large divot in your finger.


And this is what the pharmacalogical booty, the stuff you'll need to treat the outcome of your own idiocy, looks like.


And, yes, I do feel like a complete shmuck. Thanks for asking.