Swedish Delight

So have you seen it? You haven't seen it?!? OMG, you've got to see it! But don't say I didn't warn you. Now, probably, at first glance at the still shot, you'll be able to surmise that the vid is European. Red flag, right there. I mean, what Europeans find compelling usually has Americans scratching their heads in some kind of primate-like haze going, "Huh?" C'mon, the French and Jerry Lewis, the Germans and David Hasselhoff. Don't tell me you get that. Thus, a heads up. Between the expulsion of bodily fluids and the TMI, it's just so...I mean, I can't even think of the right word to describe it. Horror, perhaps? Perchance your own reaction will be synonymous with mine, which was a mix of the girls from The Hills- "Eeeeewwwwwww!!"- and of crazy *ass Whitney Houston (God, I miss Being Bobby Brown)- "Oh, hell to the no! She did not just say that!" Enjoy, my peeps!